Porchfest Planner ๐Ÿชด Custom
Uptown Porchfest ยท Sat Aug 15, 2026

91 bands. 33 porches.
One good afternoon.

Porchfest is gloriously chaotic: dozens of sets, all overlapping, spread across the Wedge. This works out where you should actually stand, and when.

91bands
33porches
11dials to tune
0bars of signal needed

Pick a vibe, not a spreadsheet

Every band was researched and rated on ten dimensions, so you can ask for something specific โ€” "loud, fast and raw" or "quiet enough for a stroller" โ€” instead of reading 91 bios.

Energychill โ†’ frenetic
Loudnessquiet โ†’ loud
Temposlow โ†’ fast
Electronicacoustic โ†’ synthetic
Vocalsinstrumental โ†’ lyric-driven
Danceablelisten โ†’ dance
Experimentalfamiliar โ†’ out there
Brightnessdark โ†’ sunny
Gritpolished โ†’ raw
Kid-friendlyadults โ†’ all ages

There's an eleventh dial for reputation. Slide Big names up and the route favours the acts with the biggest footprint โ€” the ones playing First Avenue and the Entry the rest of the year โ€” or slide it the other way for hidden gems and spend the afternoon on bands nobody has heard yet. Each notable act is badged with the evidence that earned it, so you can see why it's there.

What it actually does

Real walking routes

The street grid is baked in, so distances follow actual pavement โ€” not straight lines through people's back gardens.

Set times respected

It solves for what you can physically reach: every stop fits inside that band's window with time to walk there โ€” and hits your band count if the clock allows.

Pin your must-sees

Star the friend's band you're obliged to watch and the route is built around it, filling the gaps with things you'll like.

Share as a link

The whole plan packs into the URL. Send it and your friends open the same route and map โ€” no app, no account.

Straight to your calendar

Export the schedule as .ics and every stop lands in your phone with the address and a one-line description.

Works with no signal

Map, data and routing are all in the page. Once it loads it needs nothing โ€” handy in a crowd on a saturated cell tower.

How it works

Set your afternoon

When you're free, where you're starting and finishing, how long you like to linger at a porch, and how fast you walk.

Turn the dials

Ten sliders, each centred on "don't care". Nudge one and the route redraws as you go โ€” turn country down and those sets fall out of the schedule and off the map immediately. Seek or avoid whole genres, and star any must-sees.

Say how many bands

Ask for exactly six, or between three and five, or just "as many as fit". It searches thousands of possible afternoons and keeps the best one that obeys you โ€” an ordered schedule, walking legs between stops, and a drawn map.

Take it with you

Share the link, export the calendar, or open the whole thing as walking directions.

Doors are on the porch

Free, no sign-in, nothing stored anywhere but your own browser.

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